Two-year old’s have a way of reminding you of your drunk friends, don’t they? How many times have you asked yourself–or asked them directly–kid, are you drunk?? Oh that’s just us? Well, then. Here are six ways two-year olds are like a drunk person.
1: When they speak, it’s at a higher than necessary volume
2: Doesn’t speak proper English
3: Changes from loving you to hating you in an instant (and back again)
4: Short attention span
5: Puts up a fuss when we try to get them in the car
6: Occasionally pee themselves